It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere I'm Retired T-Shirt

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Retirement looks good on you. This funny retirement t-shirt is the perfect pick for beach days, vacation plans, summer outings, and celebrating the freedom of retired life. Featuring the playful “It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere I’m Retired” vibe, it makes a great conversation-starting tee for relaxing, traveling, or gifting to a coworker, friend, mom, dad, or anyone counting down to retirement.

Why you'll love it:

  • Original graphic tee concept for cat lovers, dads and Father's Day shoppers, moms and Mother's Day shoppers
  • Personalization-friendly design for a more meaningful custom gift
  • Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
  • Easy gift idea for birthdays, holidays, special occasions, or just because
  • Durable print-ready shirt made for repeat casual wear

Product details:
Fabric & Fit
- Heavy cotton unisex tee
- Classic fit
- 5.3 oz/yd? midweight fabric
- 100% cotton for most colors; Sport Grey is cotton/poly blend
- Rib collar, taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-away label
- Printed to order

Perfect for:

  • cat lovers, dads and Father's Day shoppers, moms and Mother's Day shoppers
  • casual everyday outfits
  • birthday, holiday, or special occasion gifting

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best longevity
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron directly on the design
  • Do not dry clean

Personalization note:
Please enter personalization details exactly as you want them printed. Double-check spelling, capitalization, and punctuation before placing your order. Personalized items are made to order.

Shipping note:
Each shirt is printed to order. Please allow production time before shipment. Delivery times may vary during holidays and peak seasons.

Shipping: Free standard shipping on every order. Orders are typically processed within 2-4 business days.

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Please refer to our universal sizing guide to find your perfect fit. Our apparel runs true to size, but if you prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up one size.